The Season of the Witch is Here

I grew up with witches. This is my story.

The 1st witch I ever knew was actually quite healthy. She has a thing for apples.

An apple a day to keep the witch doctor away?

The next witch I grew up knowing was a real Queen.

Can you see the Diva?

Then we have a seafood lover.

You can see where the calories go.

And them we have a little bi polar.

This is a confusing one.

Many more came, in different shapes

Sizes

Ages

Male pattern baldness

Colour

Not all are bad. Just the few.

And of the few I am terribly afraid of them.

The curses and potions? I'm not so worried,

There seems to be an antidote for everything these days.

The devious plots? Well I have noticed that many witches have this insatiable thirst for youth. But I'm not too worried as I'll point them to the directions of either the beauty salon or a more fitting candidate.

Epitomy of youth. Go get HER!

Well I am sort of a private person so it is quite disturbing knowing that they could be peeping in to my life at this very instant...while I'm typing this. Creepy...

Me taking a stroll with my best buddies.

Now you know I value my privacy dearly. I'm a person who enjoys me piece and quite relaxing with a good spell book and wolfberry tea.

The one thing that I am utmost fearful of,

the thing that sends shivers down my spine,

goosebumps on my epidermis,

cold sweats streaming through my pores,

hair follicles on ends

and me potentially pee in my bed is...

*take a deep breath for this one*

the

disorderly

earsplitting

deafening

piercing

rowdy

racket

pandemonium sound that emits when they find

Yup, I can't stand their laughter. The moment I hear a cackle my fright fight or flight response in immediately activated. I usually choose the latter.

I am a sensitive person when it comes to sound so I can say that one can drive me bonkers with a witches cry.

Someone pass her a Dequadine!

And it seems that the seasons of the witches is coming so I think I better run and hide.

I shall hide with ear muffs handy while or hero fights them off.

If only there was somewhere peaceful and relaxing I can run too...hmm...how bout

Keeping paparazzi and witches at bay.

Not only is Penang Hard Rock Hotel a peaceful place, the rocking live music and soothing soulful sounds of The Jazzhats will be sure to distract me from the buzzing witches.

In fact if they would stop with the cackling, I might just get them a round of drinks to unwind and some cough syrup too.