WELCOME to the dating game show called LOVE BITE! We have a lovely contestant here with us today.
Hello there Glow, welcome and let's see if we can find a hunk for you.
I'm so excited to be here! In fact, I'm feeling a little hungry...
You lucky girl, we have 6 hot hunks for you to choose from tonight so let us begin.
The 1st Hunk is Ched (short for Cheddar)
Ched is a hard, smooth hunk, he's firm when it comes down to business.
He sure is a dashing one? Can I have him now?
*ignores Glow* Next up, a Hunky Italiano.
Oh my, you do look very... manly indeed.
Don't make up your mind just yet! Let's move on to the other hunks lined up for today.
Aw...you remind me of Jason Mraz.
and... who's the next Hunk?
Say hello to the mild, er... delicate Hunk Moz (Mozzarella) He's all gooey on the inside and out.
A real... softie.
Hehe *nervous laughter*
Hunk number 5 is real hardcore...
Hardcore nerd and fanboy that is. Hunk Prov (Provolone) has been a die hard fan of many if not all computer based games. In fact, he clocks in more time in front of the screen then actually eating, sleeping and sanitation rituals put together.
Oh wow, what a dedicated hunk we have here.
And lastly, a really funny Hunk, the big cheese of TV,
EVERYBODY LOVES ROMANO!~
So which will it be?
Oh my, this is one though choice to make. They are all so yummy in their own way. I think I might go crazy over them.
Well then how bout the Mystery Door then? There is no telling what's behind it. That's why it's called the MYSTERY DOOR~
Hey are you trying to trick me or something?
Hmm...it's so difficult to just choose one of the hunks so.... I'LL DO IT! Mystery door it is!~
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just won yourself the MOTHERLOAD of HUNKS!
CHEESUS CRUST! Really?
All the 6 yummy cheese Parmesan, Mozzarella, Romano, Cheddar, Provolone and Monterey Jack.
Deliciously cooked into one hot steaming pizza.
Oh my, it's Love at 1st bite, no wonder the show is called the Love Bite^^
Something hard, mellow, smooth, full bodied, delicate and a little nutty is always good.
I LOVE THEM ALL.
Plus these hunks will keep my bones and teeth strong, my skin GLOWing, boost my immune system and helps with PMS! No other hunks but these hunks of cheese can do that.
I definitely made the right choice of choosing the Mystery Door to Pizza Hut. Why?
Cause now I know for sure that
I’m crazy about Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!